Vultures are just hangin' in PA

Vultures are usually those things that pop up in westerns when our hero is dying of thirst in the desert.  WELL NOT ANYMORE SUCKAS.  Black and turkey vultures find that they love Eastern Pennsylvania, probably because fracking effluent smells like decaying flesh.   One woman was recently so beset that she hung a dead vulture in her yard and what do you know?  Turns out vultures like dead things unless it might be their mothers, fathers, brothers, cousins. Fucking hypocritical asshole birds.

Also, how much would it suck for this other lady to come home to a totally trashed house and have a biologist explain that the birds were just "killing time?"

Angrycat sez:  I pretend to be dead to rid my life of humanity.