GOP to Corbett: Even we think you're a douche

Oh, poor Tom. He takes this brave stance on No! Obamacare! For the poor! and then looks around eagerly to his GOP cohort and sees their faces sorta wrinkled as if he'd just let out a giant fart. Chris Christie has said that hey, Obamacare is the law of the land, yes we will give it to the poors, and the Florida Guv has been like, dude, my mother died and now I understand things like compassion and the fact that health care is important. YES CORBETT IS TOO EVIL FOR EVEN THE GOP TO HANDLE. And now comes the news that the GOP in PA is pressuring Corbett to, hey, maybe be 5% less evil? And give health care to the poors? And Corbett is like, 'o snaps for real guys?'

AND THEN HE BREAKS DOWN CRYING AND I AM THERE TO DRINK HIS DELICIOUS TEARS

But! There's! More! Evil! related to Obamacare in the Keystone State. GOP state senator Donald C. White has introduced a bill so that you know these health care exchanges? That we will all be using if we are not on Medicare, penniless and on Medicaid, or if we are one of the fifteen people left who get health care through their employers?

So, Donald C. White is doing is darned best to make sure that NO ABORTIONS FOR ANYONE, ANYWHERE in Pennsylvania by introducing a bill that would keep any plans offering abortion coverage out of the exchanges. The only way you get an abortion ladies if you can't pay out of pocket? Rape! Incest! Imminent death! In other words, if you just MIGHT die because of the parasite in your womb, uh, get your gravestone ready.

Fuck me.

Angrycat sez: NO I AM HERE TO DRINK YOUR DELICIOUS TEARS