So in PA there is some sort of state monopoly on booze so that you have to go to a state-sponsored booze distributor or drink in one of the two million bars in this town, five thousand of which are located on the street on which Angrycat dwells.
There's also Governor Corbett's declining popularity. A lot of people hate him. Especially women. Which presents a problem for Good Ol' Tom, as he's gearing up to run for re-election. Perhaps the impressive shock of white hair does not blot out the fact that he's planning to close almost forty public schools in Philadelphia. Because what do you do when you have a graduation rate in the fifties, you just give up on public education entirely, apparently, and give education money to prisons.
But! Sez Tom teasingly, we can privatize liquor like any governmental agency in the universe ever. And then use that money to fund schools! Hooray! Look at my hair.
But then there's this problem of his son-in-law. As a former attorney general (and um now governor getting ready to run for re-election) it would probably be good if his narcotic cop son is not caught in a sting. OH WAIT. It seems said son-in-law likes to skim off the top when it comes to drug money.
Angrycat isn't mocking. Angrycat understands. Angrycat likes money, too.
And why should you care what Angrycat thinks? Because, in the words of Bubbles:
KITTIES ARE SO NICE
THEY LIKE TO SLEEP A LOT
THEY DON'T DO MUCH ANYTHING
BUT ANY KITTY I HAVE MET
LIKES TO FUCK WITH STRING
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