Monday, February 25, 2013

PA SEQUESTER DOOOOOOOOOM

As per the White House, here's part of what's going to happen to Pennsylvania because of the sequester and the reason for the sequester is that our species is doomed, let's just face facts.

KIDS YOU ARE DOOMED
Teachers and Schools: Pennsylvania will lose approximately $26.4 million in funding for primary and secondary education, putting around 360 teacher and aide jobs at risk.  In addition, Pennsylvania will lose approximately
$21.4 million in funds for about 260 teachers, aides, and staff who help children with
disabilities.
Head Start: Head Start and Early Head Start services would be eliminated for approximately
2,300 children in Pennsylvania, reducing access to critical early education.
Child Care: Up to 1,800 disadvantaged and vulnerable children could lose access to child care,
which is also essential for working parents to hold down a job. 
Vaccines for Children: In Pennsylvania around 5,280 fewer children will receive vaccines for
diseases such as measles, mumps, rubella, tetanus, whooping cough, influenza, and Hepatitis B due
to reduced funding for vaccinations of about $361,000. 
PLANET YOU ARE DOOMED

Protections for Clean Air and Clean Water: Pennsylvania would lose about $5,705,000 in
environmental funding to ensure clean water and air quality, as well as prevent pollution from
pesticides and hazardous waste. In addition, Pennsylvania could lose another $1,448,000 in grants
for fish and wildlife protection.
PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO GET KILLED BY SOUTH KOREA OR MURDERERS YOU ARE DOOMED


Military Readiness: In Pennsylvania, approximately 26,000 civilian Department of Defense
employees would be furloughed, reducing gross pay by around $150.1 million in total. Law Enforcement and Public Safety Funds for Crime Prevention and Prosecution: Pennsylvania will lose about $509,000 in Justice Assistance Grants that support law enforcement,
prosecution and courts, crime prevention and education, corrections and community corrections,
drug treatment and enforcement, and crime victim and witness initiatives.
OLDS YOU ARE DOOMED

Nutrition Assistance for Seniors: Pennsylvania would lose approximately $849,000 in funds that
provide meals for seniors.

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