Philly tweeters sadly hacking shit

According to this study by the University of Vermont, Philly tweets rate highly on the sad-o-meter. We are so sad, guys. Or, given that the happiest tweets came from Hawaii, maybe our tweety sadness would be cured with sun, sand, and surf, sort of like psoriasis. Maybe relatedly, whoever is hacking major twitter accounts like Burger King and MacDonald's is apparently using their super hacking powers to promote Philly rap artists and comedians. It's sort of sad that this person didn't use his abilities to promote world peace, but maybe he or she is too sad. It's sad.


Angrycat sez: I am only full of a smiling contentedness as I insult your mother on twitter.