D. Bruce Hanes, Pennsylvania's renegade gay-marriage guy

D. Bruce Hanes you awesome fellow, you brought Angrycat out of retirement with your awesomeness,  get out of here with your bad awesome self!  Mr. D. Bruce Hanes, despite laws banning gay marriage in the Keystone state, has said No to the haters No to the hicks and bigots, and, in his righteous capacity as Montgomery County's Register of Wills, has issued a marriage license for a lesbian couple.  Chaos and media attention ensued, and I do not care what you believe, if you do not feel a twinge of sympathy for all the heat D. Bruce Hanes is getting right now you are a bad person, and I'll see ya in Hell. Some lame-ass County Register of Wills Association issued some fiat about how Mr. D. Bruce Hanes's acts violate state laws, but Mr. D. Bruce Hanes don't care.  Mr. D. Bruce Hanes is all about the love, he says no to the hate.  He is Mr. D. Bruce Hanes: look upon him, ye stupid haters, and tremble

IM IN YER CHAPEL, MARRYIN YER GAYZ