Tip: Get drunk after the home invasion, not during

A local man called the police after he 1) Broke into somebody's house and 2) Proceeded to get drunk to the extent that he was unable to break out of the person's house.

So, he called the police.

Awesome.   But maybe the guy in Philly who is threatened a trash man with a rifle is not so awesome.
What is really not awesome?  Bedbug infestation of high schools in Reading, PA.