Books: Get a tattoo and a lifetime of books and DHS scrutiny

Publisher Black Ocean is offering a lifetime subscription -- meaning one of all of its future published books -- to anybody who gets a tattoo in homage to a Black Ocean title. As it happens, one of its books is titled Dear Al Qaeda.   And the title isn't misleading, apparently.   Yo, do yourself a favor and don't ink your body up for that prior to an international flight.