Creepy Twilight Dude, Creepy Assange Dude, Goodnight N-word

That vampire dude from Twilight is working with Cronenberg to bring Delilio's book Cosmopolis to the silver screen.   That annoying Assange dude is getting 1.3 million for his autobiography, but he does have legal fees to pay, so there's that.  Meanwhile, Colbert reasonably suggests that the n-words removed from Huck Finn could migrate to other classics, so he may find himself reading to his children Goodnight N-Word at bedtime.