Books: Mega Bob Dylan book contract, stupid fucking Assange coloring book

Bob Dylan has agreed to a six-book contract with Simon & Schuster (Guardian).  Neil Gaiman is scheduled to appear in The Simpsons next year. (Galley Cat)  Too bad he can't get in a time machine and appear in the era in which The Simpsons was awesome.  Oh hey, there's a Julian Assange coloring book!  (Galley Cat)  Definitely what the world needs.  And the best news of all:  Stephanie Meyer's sales are starting to cool down.