Hello, Gentle Readers, Angrycat had angry things to attend to, and now we are back.
Let's have a gentle start with strange animals within striking distance of Philadelphia, shall we? We might start with news of this plane that was infested with bees, God no bees, at the airport in Pittsburgh. There was also a bat found that caused excitement, but given this is described as Roberto Clemente's bat, we must assume that it some sort of baseball thing and not our friend Mr. Flappy Mammalian Bat. In further proof that our world is increasingly theirs, bed bugs took over a town hall in New Jersey and that town hall is now shut down because Jesus disgusting. Also not very nice is the rabid beaver that bit somebody who just wanted to have a day at the Delaware Water Gap recreational area. On the other hand, that beaver had rabies so we can feel sorry for him or her as well, because we have God in our hearts or something. But some people do not when it comes to geese and a bunch of geese were slaughtered in Camden County and boy some people are mad and other are not, because look, if you are a goose you are an asshole and we at top of the food chain get to kill you underlings if you are assholes. Or if your flesh is tasty.
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