Philly: Outbreak of snow penises, Obama wants you to tell Toomey he looks like Skeletor

Remember Barack Obama?  Come on, you know you do.  Anyway, he wants all PA residents to call Pat Toomey and tell him he's full of shit, given that he would rather people be sick and die, rather than receive health care. (Philebrity) Go on, do it.  Tell him he looks like Skeletor, too.  If it is this winter that is making you sick, in addition to harassing Toomey, you might commune with this traumatized drainpipe. (Philebrity).  Philly is trying to convert badlands homes into affordable housing.  Awesome.  (Action News)  The Daily Penn has a totally awesome collection of penile snow art that are amazingly -- um -- detailed.  (Under the Button)Here you thought Penn students were all classy and shit.