Rick Santorum continues his crazy tour of crazy craziness by positing that terrorism is the result of multiculturalism. But "have you heard the awesome news?" The end of the world is almost here!!! (Philebrity) Yeah that sounds about fucking right. Further reasons to celebrate the end of humanity: Some dick has been targeting some immigrant families in Upper Darby by trying to burn them to death in their sleep. Douchebag. Yes, Philly has a 50% public school graduation rate, but fear not, those vigilant admins are keeping them from wearing breast cancer awareness bracelets. But don't be sad; put on a happy face to welcome this spring's epidemic of stink bugs! (CBS) The Daily News examines Corbett's drive to eliminate union jobs (e.g., by privatizing liquor stores, by giving students vouchers to private schools) and determines that he's similar to that asshole in Wisconsin who is trying to eliminate collective bargaining.
Finally: it's been a while since I hung up my legal spurs, but not so long that I (and by extension, you, dear reader) can't enjoy this lovely tale of a judge who found pieces of pizza can act as missiles. Of course they can.
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