Philly and SJ: Hello, KKK! Hello, naked crazy driver! Hello rampaging raccoons!

So, they're burning crosses in South Jersey, apparently. (ABC).  Perhaps an unfortunate manifestation of the foreclosure crisis, some raccoons have taken over an abandoned Philly house and are terrorizing the neighbors. (Philly.com).  In a further sign of the impending apocalypse, in Philly there has been an epidemic of naked women in cars striking pedestrians.  (PA Water Cooler).  Okay, not an epidemic, just the one.  Even so.