Philly Gingerbread Man, he deals heroin like no one can

It is difficult for Angrycat to imagine The Gingerbread Man as anything other than the little scamp who scampers away from those who iced him, all the while taunting, taunting, taunting.

NOW IMAGINE HIM WITH GIANT BAGS OF SMACK

Yes, children, The Gingerbread Man in Philadelphia brings not only taunting rhymes but heroin Angrycat imagines to be in packets dotted with frosting. Philly Gingerbread Man perhaps overreached when he began taunting police over the intertubes, to wit:

"run run run as fast as u can u can't catch me I'm da gingerbread man...sincerely da gingerbread man"

Well he ran ran ran as fast as he could but it turns out that the policemen, could, in fact, catch him, along with the four big bags of dope he tossed mid-flight. And then the policemen ate him, the end.

But weep not for The Philly Gingerbread Man. I mean, you can, if you want, or you can chuckle at his antics. Or rage at his drug dealing. I don't care.

Angrycat sez: We haven't had good catnip in this joint since '93. Feds busted a big lab downtown. Fucking feds.