A PA prison guard attempted to end his marriage with Extreme Prejudice by shooting his ring finger when he couldn't take it off.
Remember, guns don't shoot off ring fingers. Drunken federal prison guards with marital problems do.
In other news related to well not love but perhaps masturbatory habits, Philly DA Seth Williams's twitter account was following two sex bots, @ratemylatin and @ratemyebony. Well, hey, it's not like jerkin' it is illegal, so everybody's happy, right?
Angrycat sez: I've never even had sex. Fuck outta here.
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