A truck overturned near Bellwood, PA, spilling seventeen tons of human shit all over the place. It was a snowy road, and poo is potent stuff, so perhaps it was an effective de-icer. But then we are having a warming trend, so one way or another that's a large amount of melting snow/poo slurry.
Yrs truly knows that you, Gentle Reader, would not be satisfied with one poop story alone. NEVER FEAR. For it turns out that in that wackadoodle private expedition to Mars in 2018, the idea of poop being used as a radiation deflector is being flung about. You're welcome.
Angrycat sez: Okay, dude, like, what the fuck, I'm looking at this and seeing three or four turds here that probably belong to that annoying other cat. And you expect me to squat in this? FUCK YOU it's Sunday it's past twelve scoop up this shit. Wait. You did NOT just take a picture of me next to this disgusting box, did you? If you put that on the internet, hey, I'm not threatening, but you do treasure waking up with your face still attached, yes? Don't look at me like that, do your fucking job and don't you dare use this photo.
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