PENNSYLVANIA ANIMAL HOUR WOO WITH A BUCKET OF HOO

A plan is afoot to use parasitic wasps to deal with the ever-nearing stink bug epidemic.  And then in the next scene Will Smith is driving around a New York that is empty but for deer, a lion, and legions of parasitic-wasp zombies.  An elderly wolf escaped from a rehab center.  Officials say that the wolf isn't dangerous but advise the hiding of the dope if the wolf stumbles into your living room, with a bottle of Jack clutched between its teeth and drunken wolfie tears in its eyes.  A pizzeria owner in my hood, Upper  Darby, decided the best way to beat the competition was to deposit bags of mice in his competitors' restaurants.  For reals.  OH COME ON WOULD I LIE TO YOU (this all comes from ABC any lies are on their heads).