"Take this condom, my child, and behold my pubes"

So, Carnegie Mellon University had their annual Anti-Gravity Downhill Derby April 18, said parade commemorating slash celebrating art. Of note was that in this year's parade, a young woman dressed as the pope from the waist up (naked below, with her pubes shaved into a shape of a cross) was handing out condoms as communion wafers.

Both the National Catholic League and the Catholic Archdiocese of Pittsburgh Were Not Pleased and are urging the university to lay down the law so next year's parade won't involve pubes shaved into an Islamic star/crescent, or something. The National Catholic League wants this woman suspended from school, and warns that if Carnegie Mellon doesn't act, the school is in danger of breaking the dressing-as-naked-female-popes law.

Angrycat, thoughts?

JESUS. THIS PACKAGE OF CONDOMS IS UNOPENED AND EXPIRED.  ARE ALL CAT OWNERS THIS PATHETIC?