Wednesday, May 1, 2013

In Chester County, PA, a date with charity is a date with death

So Chester County Sheriff Bunny (her real name) has decided to auction off an assault rifle for charity.  So, you know, that's something.

Well, we here at Angrycat central don't have an assault rifle, but Angrycat is arguably an assault cat.  Tell us, Angrycat, as a weapon of deadly destruction, what would you do to earn the greatest charitable donation?


WELL I MEAN FIRST I WOULD MURDER EVERYTHING IN SIGHT


WOMEN, MEN, CHILDREN, DOGS, OTHER CATS


[All right.  Calm down.]


YOU SHALL BE FIRST


[sounds of screaming]

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