Philly cats cut the power as first move towards world domination

Oh cleverly timed, my fiendish feline friends: Wait until climate change causes the temperature to veer from 60 Fahrenheit to like negative twenty; THEN CUT THE POWER TO THREE APARTMENT BUILDINGS in West Philly so that the humans will freeze to death, leaving the food behind (NBC).

Actually, this move comes after years of planning, uploading cute cat videos to the internet so that humans will become unwary. We pretend to be helpful, like this cat who ensures that all laundry gets in the hamper. (YouTube via Metafilter)  But what to say about these human collaborators, doing their adorable lip-syncing to Abba while twirling kitties so that unsuspecting humans will take said kitties into their homes, not knowing that their hour of freezing to death via cat intervention is nigh? (YouTube)

Only this dude in New Zealand has launched an initiative to rid the world of cats. PUNY HUMAN! You cannot defeat Satan.  Prepare to freeze to death -- IN HELL.