Rhymecat on the bloodsuckers infesting Philadelphia

A recent survey put Cincinnati at number one for bedbug infestations nationwide, with Philly #2, ahead of NYC and everybody else.

Rhymecat, thoughts?

INFESTATIONS OF BED BUGS ARE HELL
SO BE CAREFUL OF PHILLY HOTELS
NUMBER ONE: CINCINNATI
NUMBER TWO: POOR OLD PHILLY
THE BUGS CLEARLY HAVE WON; UGH, OH WELL

GOOD JOB, RHYME CAT!