It's the Philly region animal hour!
Lucy the Elephant in New Jersey (a FAKE but IMPORTANT elephant) was struck by lighting. Damaged, not destroyed, thank the lord.
Kayli the cow (a REAL and NOT IMPORTANT cow) escaped from a PA slaughterhouse, was pardoned by the Governor, and is now grazing in upstate New York. (WSJ.com) Because even though it got a pardon from Gov. Corbett, like many PA residents it hates that man so fucking much it had to go somewhere where he does not govern.
Bed bugs, AKA minions of Satan, have infested three Philadelphia police stations (CBS).
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