Angrycat's limerick celebrating the Philadelphia Swiss Cheese Masturbator

There's a man with a fetish for cheese
In Philly; he approaches women, says, "Please,"
"Girls and dairy are equal"
Pulls down pants as a prequel
If there's justice, his penis will freeze

Angrycat's limerick celebrating the George Washington Bridge scandal

The big presser about traffic in Fort Lee
Guv Christie denied claims that he
Could have known that his staff
Cut bridge lanes by a half
Might not soothe those who pay huge toll fees.

Angrycat's limerick about beet juice on Pennsylvania roads

PA is experimenting with the application of beet juice, in lieu of rock salt, to wintry roads in the state:

By applying a coat of beet slime

To our roads, plagued with cold all the time

The state powers that be

Are all waiting to see

If it works; thus we end this rushed rhyme

Angrycat's limerick celebrating Corbettcare

Which would require the unemployed to provide proof of job search in order to get insurance:

Tom Corbett's Brilliant Health Plan

For some it's objectionable content
For some health care's unspeakable torment
What does Corbett want done?
Unemployed better run
Proof of job search is Corbett's commandment.

Angrycat's limerick celebrating Hercules snowstorm

It's the first full of snow for this year
As a mass of chilled Arctic draws near
And our city streets fine
Are all coated in brine
And we wait for the sidewalks to clear

Angrycat rhymes about Philadelphia water main break

A limerick on the occasion of the water main break at the Franksford and Torresdale Avenues last week that let loose twenty million gallons of water over three hours, causing a day care center to be evacuated and lots of damage to adjacent cars:

A broken pipe that was twenty feet deep
At a day care the children did leap
Over gallons that gushed
Away people did rush
Flooded cars left behind in a heap

Rhymecat on the bloodsuckers infesting Philadelphia

A recent survey put Cincinnati at number one for bedbug infestations nationwide, with Philly #2, ahead of NYC and everybody else.

Rhymecat, thoughts?

INFESTATIONS OF BED BUGS ARE HELL
SO BE CAREFUL OF PHILLY HOTELS
NUMBER ONE: CINCINNATI
NUMBER TWO: POOR OLD PHILLY
THE BUGS CLEARLY HAVE WON; UGH, OH WELL

GOOD JOB, RHYME CAT!