Angrycat's limerick celebrating Corbettcare

Which would require the unemployed to provide proof of job search in order to get insurance:

Tom Corbett's Brilliant Health Plan

For some it's objectionable content
For some health care's unspeakable torment
What does Corbett want done?
Unemployed better run
Proof of job search is Corbett's commandment.

Angrycat's limerick celebrating Hercules snowstorm

It's the first full of snow for this year
As a mass of chilled Arctic draws near
And our city streets fine
Are all coated in brine
And we wait for the sidewalks to clear

Angrycat rhymes about Philadelphia water main break

A limerick on the occasion of the water main break at the Franksford and Torresdale Avenues last week that let loose twenty million gallons of water over three hours, causing a day care center to be evacuated and lots of damage to adjacent cars:

A broken pipe that was twenty feet deep
At a day care the children did leap
Over gallons that gushed
Away people did rush
Flooded cars left behind in a heap

Rhymecat on the bloodsuckers infesting Philadelphia

A recent survey put Cincinnati at number one for bedbug infestations nationwide, with Philly #2, ahead of NYC and everybody else.

Rhymecat, thoughts?

INFESTATIONS OF BED BUGS ARE HELL
SO BE CAREFUL OF PHILLY HOTELS
NUMBER ONE: CINCINNATI
NUMBER TWO: POOR OLD PHILLY
THE BUGS CLEARLY HAVE WON; UGH, OH WELL

GOOD JOB, RHYME CAT!

Rhymecat on PA Secretary of Education Kerfuffle

Pennsylvania's Secretary of Education was let go because of a discovery that he had engaged in "unbecoming behavior" related to sending emails about speedos.

Now, our brand new state Secretary of Education is already in trouble after being on the job for two minutes, for her failure to disclose a source of income on her taxes.

Rhymecat, thoughts?

PAs SECRETARY EDUCATION
HE WAS FIRED BECAUSE ACCUSATIONS
ALL ABOUT HE DID NOT KNOW
HOW A FRIEND LOOKED IN A SPEEDO
FOR CORBETT ANOTHER AGGRAVATION

GOOD JOB, RHYMECAT

Rhyme cats weigh in on funeral for lady found alive

A woman was found dead in West Philly earlier this month.  A person misidentified her as a member of his family.  The mistake was realized during an open-coffin funeral.  The woman who is buried remains unidentified.

Care to chyme in, Rhymecats?

IN THE ROAD A LONE WOMAN WAS FOUND
FAMILY MISSING MEMBER CAME 'ROUND
POOR LASS NEVER AWOKE
CAUSE OF DEATH WAS HEAT STROKE
NOW WE DON'T KNOW WHO LIES UNDERGROUND

GOOD JOB RHYMECATS

Rhyme cats weigh in on PA voter ID developments

A state court has held that the PA voter ID law won't apply to the general election; no final decision has been made on the merits.

Rhyme cats: thoughts?




JUDGE MCGINLEY HAS RULED TO RESTRICT
WHAT THE VOTER ID LAW AFFLICTS
TOO MANY YEARS OF CORBETT
AND THE STATE IS A WRECK
BUT AT LEAST WE HAVE THIS VERDICT

Thanks, rhyme cats!